You've heard the radio ads by companies that
specialize in offering cuddly Teddy Bears as gifts.
It's a great idea - so good, in fact, that
we couldn't resist the idea of offering the ultimate version
you can send to your liberal friends and relatives,
or give to your little conservative crumb-cruncher!

So Paro-Dise proudly introduces:
the genuine Edward M. Kennedy
"Teddy" Bear !!

First, you'll be amazed at how much
stuffing we've managed to cram into Teddy.
Yes, you can search far and wide,
but you won't find a Teddy
who's more full of it than this one!
And Teddy's so colorful,
with that golden fur and oh-so-cute red nose.

Another handy feature: his fur is completely waterproof !
But the most authentic feature is the big heart that
actually bleeds (but don't worry - it's just symbolic drops) !

But wait - there's more! Teddy TALKS, too!
Just squeeze his big red nose,
and he'll bleat out one of hundreds of his
endearing sayings and witticisms, such as:

There's also a complete line of adorable
Teddy accessories you can choose from:

Plus many more - send for the full catalog !