As heard on Rush's radio show
Sung to Runaround Sue by Dion

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The lyrics are down below . . .

Here's a story, sad but true
About a girl Bill Clinton knew
She caught his eye, and they ran around
Hey Hillary, another's been found !

People, let me tell you 'bout a girl Bill knew
From Little Rock, where Whitewater grew
If you believe Jim McDougal, it's true
Bill had his way with Runaraound Sue

She helped him get an illegal loan
He helped himself when they were all alone
But if you had married Jim, then you
Would be looking to runaround, too!

She's locked up and feeling down
Yeah, Bill doesn't even send flowers around
People, let me put you wise
Sue's got - something big to hide

Kenneth Starr wants to find out what she knows
Will she kiss and tell? - the case could explode
If you were Bill - (hey) what would you do?
Would you pardon Runaround Sue?

Parody version © 1997 Paul Silhan