The Running On Empty Room

Running On Empty

Lie-a-lot was a great album and Brother Lib was even better.
But Paul wanted Running On Empty to be very special, because if
the Clintons had lost the White House, it could have been his last album.
So he set out to make Running On Empty
as humorous and musically diverse as he could.

He succeeded!

From the robust harmonies of The Turtles, The Association
and even The Andrews Sisters (!), to the haunting sound of Roy Orbison
and the raw sound of Sam the Sham & The Pharoahs, and from Broadway
to Hollywood to the 60's California beach, there is (to borrow a phrase)
"Something for everyone!" in the 14 songs on Running On Empty.



Hillary

Everyone Knows It's Hillary

Who fired all the Travelgate people? Who hired Livingstone and his crew? Whose name keeps coming up in Whitewater? Everyone knows it's Hillary! Rush's new de facto "Hillary Update Theme", based on (Everyone Knows It's) Windy by The Association.





Perusin'

Perusin'

What's in those FBI files, anyway? Craig Livingstone and his pals must have had a great time perusing through them. And what might the Clinton Administration do with the dirt they could find on private people in those files? Well, "life will be ecstacy . . . using it on our enemies!" Based on Groovin' by The Young Rascals.



Bob Dole Picked Jack

Bob Dole Picked Jack

Hey, la-de-la, Bob Dole picked Jack! - and he makes the ticket "so awful strong". A spirited parody based on My Boyfriend's Back by The Angels. Everyone knows this tune!



They Debate Tonight

They Debate Tonight

We know they're no Jack Kennedys, but . . . do they wear boxers or briefs? Focusing on the now-traditional national televised debates, this parodies Zero Mostel's version of Comedy Tonight! from the Broadway and Hollywood classic A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum. One of Paul's very best!



Only Baloney

Only Baloney

He'll promise you steak, but give you baloney! Based on Roy's Only the Lonely, it's one that will stick in your mind long after you hear it.



Eleanor

Eleanor

Hillary couldn't reach Houdini (he was "tied up" playing Ouija) while Dionne holds and Elvis is waiting. Based on Elenore by The Turtles, this parody looks at The First Lady's attempt to get some "good vibrations" from the Great Beyond. Rush made it a Dittohead favorite.



Boogie-Woogie Tenor Sax Commander-in-Chief

The Boogie-Woogie Tenor Sax Commander-in-Chief

His lawyers claimed "he's in the Army now!" (and the Navy, Air Force and Marines to boot!) Based on The Boogie-Woogie Bugle Boy of Company B first recorded by The Andrews Sisters and re-released by Bette Midler. If you don't laugh out loud during this one, your idol must be David Bonior!





Funds, Funds, Funds

Funds, Funds, Funds

Oh, those legal bills from Whitewater, Travelgate, Paula, etc. keep piling up. So how did the Clintons figure out how to foot the bill? Why, they did what all good Liberals do, of course - they got someone else to pay it! "The Beach Boys" do the honors here.



The Beat Goes On

The Beat Goes On

This parody deserves special mention, because it was written with creative input from Paro-Dise visitors. And it turned out great! Thanks to all our participants!


ALSO ON THE ALBUM, BUT NOT FEATURED HERE
IN THE AUDIO ROOM:


  • Taxes Keep Piling On My Head
    (sung to Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head by B.J. Thomas)
  • The Shredder
    (sung to The Letter by The Boxtops)
  • Born Free
    (sung to Born Free by Andy Williams)
  • Hold On - I'm Comin' (by Ross Perot)
    (sung to Hold On - I'm Comin' by Sam & Dave)
  • Hilly-Billy
    (sung to Wolly-Bully by Sam The Sham & The Pharoahs)