THE CHIPWONK SONG

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Bill Clinton:
Well allright Chipwonks, 'you ready to sing your song?
Hillary ? (Hillary: I thought I was gonna run this thing!)
Janet ? (Janet Reno: I've just got to get my helmet on, sir!)
Algore ? Stop talking to that tree and come on over here!
Algore . . . Algore ? . . .ALGORE !!! (Algore: OK !!)

Christmas, Christmas, time is near
Hey, we fooled 'em one whole year
We've been slick, but we can't last
Rush is taking us to task
Want to tax the Middle Class
(Hillary: Me, I want my Health Care passed !)
Spending your money sure feels great
It's Christmas every day!

Bill Clinton: OK - now, get ready for the second time. Very nice, Hillary
(Hillary: You wouldn't DARE say that it wasn't !!)
Uh, er, right on target, Janet ! (Janet: Fire !! Fire !!)
Uh, Algore, you look kind of ridiculous clapping your hands,
Uh, so you can stop, allright ?
Algore ? . . . Algore ? . . . ALGORE !!! (Algore: OK !!)

Want to tax the Middle Class
(Hillary: I still want my Health Care passed !)
Spending your money sure feels great
It's Christmas every day!

Parody version © 1993 Paul Silhan