As heard on Rush's radio show
Sung to Bob ("Zimmerman") Dylan's
Knockin' On Heaven's Door


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The lyrics are down below . . .

Bob DylanPaul Silhan

This rat race life's no place for me
And lately I've been lost in cyberspace
With a little help from my friend E.T.
I'm gonna go knockin' on Heaven's Gate

Knock, knock, knockin' on Heaven's Gate
Knock, knock, knockin' on Heaven's Gate
Knock, knock, knockin' on Heaven's Gate
Knock, knock, knockin' on Heaven's Gate

Gonna grab that comet by the tail
Fly the friendly skies to a better place
The Force will be with me as I sail
I'm gonna go knockin' on Heaven's Gate

Knock, knock, knockin' on Heaven's Gate
Knock, knock, knockin' on Heaven's Gate
Knock, knock, knockin' on Heaven's Gate
Knock, knock, knockin' on Heaven's Gate

So beam me up, I'm gonna start my trek
Got what I need from Captain Applewhite
If I phone home, it's gonna be collect !
I'm gonna go knockin' on Heaven's Gate

Knock, knock, knockin' on Heaven's Gate
Knock, knock, knockin' on Heaven's Gate
Knock, knock, knockin' on Heaven's Gate
Knock, knock, knockin' on Heaven's Gate

Parody version © 1997 Paul Silhan

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"Bob Zimmerman" parodies:

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