Sung to Walt Disney's Zorro theme

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The lyrics are down below . . .

Using her might . . . but not looking too bright
Comes the madame called El Reno
Her probes are charades . . . but she keeps her critics at bay
With a tongue like jalapeno

El Reno . . . she sees what see wants to see
El Reno . . . she'll clear them from "A" to "Z"

Some people say "why torture her name . . .
By calling her 'El Reno' ?"
She's full of hot air . . . she spins but goes nowhere
Reminding us of El Nino

El Reno . . . Reno . . . Reno . . . Reno

Parody version © 1997 Paul Silhan