As heard on Rush's radio show
Sung to Bob ("Zimmerman") Dylan's
Rainy Day Women #12 & 35 ("Everybody Must Get Stoned!")

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The lyrics are down below . . .

Well, they'll scan him when he's drivin' in his car
They'll scan him when he's in a restaurant
They'll scan him when he's tryin' to go home
They'll scan him wherever he may roam
Yeah, the Liberals just won't leave the man alone
Everybody's scanning Newt's phone!

Well, they'll scan him though it's against the law
They'll scan him from D.C. to Arkansas
They'll scan him though it's a lowly thing to do
They'll scan him and then they'll say it's a fluke
And I don't think the Martins acted all alone
Everybody's scanning Newt's phone!

They'll scan him every day and every night
They'll scan him and they'll violate his rights
They'll scan him and then tape record it
They'll scan him though no search warrant ordered it
They're listenin' when he thinks he's all alone
Everybody's scanning Newt's phone!

Parody version © 1997 Paul Silhan

Click here for the other
"Bob Zimmerman" parodies:

The Clintonian So-Slick Blues
They Want Newt So Bad
Knockin' On Heaven's Gate