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THEY WANT NEWT SO BAD by Paul Silhan |
Dave Bonior the Pit Yorkie nips (That's why) They want Newt Jim Wright's avengers are at hand (That's why) They want Newt Hypocrisy is running wild If a different standard should apply (That's why) They want Newt Parody version © 1997 Paul Silhan Click here for the other "Bob Zimmerman" parodies:
As heard on Rush's radio show
Sung to Bob ("Zimmerman") Dylan's I Want You So Bad
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The lyrics are down below . . .
While Michael Forbes abandons ship
Like Judas with his faith adrift . . . and crumbling
The President is glad to see
The spotlight shift from Charlie Trei
And the Lippo-suction funding spree . . . disaster
They want Newt . . . they want Newt sooooo bad
That's why they want Newt
They sprung the trap and now they stand
Like jackals, circling in the sand . . . mouths watering
How heinous the Speaker's true crime
To reach out to inquiring minds
And question the sacred Liberal line . . . that's heresy
They want Newt . . . they want Newt sooooo bad
Yeah, they want Newt
The Liberals all spout it
The Lincoln Bedroom up for sale
But let's not talk about it
Would someone kindly tell us why
Bill Clinton still sits there so high . . . and mighty?
This White House has so many "gates"
It's hard to keep the number straight
But Kennth Starr is gonna make them open
They want Newt . . . they want Newt sooooo bad
That's why they want Newt
The Clintonian So-Slick Blues
Everybody's Scanning Newt's Phone
Knockin' On Heaven's Gate