As heard on Rush's radio show
Sung to Don't Worry, Baby
by The Beach Boys

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The lyrics are down below . . .

Well, all these scandals have been building up
For oh, I don't know how long
You tried to stonewall, but eventually
Something was bound to go wrong
Oh, will your tangled web
Get blown by what you've said ? (but, hey)
Don't worry, Hillary . . . everything will turn out alright
Don't worry, Hillary . . . (oooooooo)

I guess you should have kept your mouth shut
When your Grand Jury stint was through
How could a brilliant lawyer like yourself
Ever make such a big boo-boo?
So put your pink dress on
The one made of Teflon (it's OK)
Don't worry, Hillary . . . everything will turn out alright
Don't worry, Hillary . . . (oooooooo)

Well, Uncle Bob is gonna do his best
To keep those notes from Kenneth Starr
President Nixon lost 9-to-zip
But hey - you've got so much more charm!
And if the worst comes true
Bill could just pardon you any day
Don't worry, Hillary . . . everything will turn out alright
Don't worry, Hillary . . . (oooooooo)

Parody version © 1997 Paul Silhan