As heard on Rush's radio show
Sung to Hank Williams' Your Cheatin' Heart

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Your cheatin' parts . . . will make you pay
Distinctive marks . . . give you away
'Cause Paula says . . . she can ID
Your cheatin' parts . . . with certainty

You don't deny that it occurred
You only say your memory's blurred
Her "Exhibit A" . . . is gonna be
Bill Clinton's shining legacy

Well, Uncle Bob . . . can talk all day
But the bare facts . . . ain't gonna change

Your cheatin' parts . . . will make you pay
Distinctive marks . . . give you away
'Cause Paula says . . . she can ID
Your cheatin' parts . . . with certainty

You'll bite your lip . . . how will it feel?
When your smoking gun . . . has been revealed?

Your cheatin' parts . . . like DNA
Or fingerprints . . . give you away

Parody version © 1997 Paul Silhan